"Where have all the lightweights gone?" (sniderjadam09)
02/20/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: HOCKEYLOPNIK, OLYMPICS
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"Where have all the lightweights gone?" (sniderjadam09)
02/20/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: HOCKEYLOPNIK, OLYMPICS | 6
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Victorious Secret
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/20/2014 at 16:32 |
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Wat.
JustWaitingForAMate
> Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 16:36 |
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North America and North North America seem to be competing in something called the 'Olympics', in a sport called hockey, where I believe the goal is to beat the other team to death with giant sticks.
The loser gets to keep a male Miley Cyrus impersonator.
At least that's how I understand it.
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Where have all the lightweights gone?
> JustWaitingForAMate
02/20/2014 at 16:54 |
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I think she was the trade subject for the women's game. Unfortunately, she stays.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/20/2014 at 17:42 |
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Looks like we may have to keep the Biebs.... FFFFFFUUUUU
Dusty Ventures
> JustWaitingForAMate
02/20/2014 at 19:25 |
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Let me explain it in terms an Aussie can understand. Rugby sevens (but with five), played on ice with each player wearing large bush knives strapped to their feet, and the ball has been replaced with a small, dense disc which can only be moved along the field of play through the use of wooden sticks. The in-goal section has instead been replaced by a 1.2 x 1.8 meter net, in front of which teams are allowed to place their biggest, angriest player in order to make scoring more difficult. Sometimes, usually in the second half, players get bored and fight eachother, just for fun. In other words if Australia got ice and snow it would be your national sport ;)